Fulfilling Promises To Your Readers

There were once two mysterious orphans with secrets who wanted to discover the truth about their respective parents tragic murders. One day while on a field trip in the Amazon rain forest, the mysterious orphans with secrets were separated from the indigenous tribesmen and found a peculiar document. Written by Alfred Sumptor PHD, an eccentric scientist, the document detailed his hypothesis that flamingos were actually of Martian origin. His research led him to a plethora of evidence on each side of the argument, and was very detailed. Unfortunately the very end of the last page had been torn off, so the mysterious orphans with secrets were left wondering if Dr. Sumptor had ever found the conclusion.

Because flamingo tracks had been found at the death sites of both of their parents, the mysterious orphans with secrets decided to track down Dr. Sumptor and discover the truth, so they stowed away on the yacht of a rich car salesman and sailed to Africa. He wasn't there. Next they tried Somalia, and fought a giant lecherous wombat. Finally after searching for approximately three months, they found him somehow. 

Once the mysterious orphans with secrets had battled a host of bad stuff they made it to his secret something, and asked "Are flamingos from Mars?" The scientist smiled as if some weight had been lifted off of his conscience, "I have no idea" he said. The mysterious orphans with secrets gave up, went home and opened a highly successful cheese shop.  One died when they were 54 in a tragic cupcake accident. The other lived to be 74 before choking on a marble. The End.

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